Brand New :-o
A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
After knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"
To which the new husband replied: "It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new. :P
After knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"
To which the new husband replied: "It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new. :P
Do u like this pic? :D
If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP
I am Everything..... :-)
WIKIPEDIA: I know everything.
GOOGLE: I have everything.
FACEBOOK: I know everybody.
INTERNET : U're all nothing without me.
ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!
GOOGLE: I have everything.
FACEBOOK: I know everybody.
INTERNET : U're all nothing without me.
ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!
Awesome Tale of Dickson-"The Sperm"
Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson
Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and even swimming.
When his friends ask him why was he doing these things he say "only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby, and I want to be that one when the time comes". His friends would just laugh at him and pass.
The time for them to go out came and Dickson outran all of them (I'm talking millions of sperms) to the exit, as matter of fact, there was a huge gap between Dick and the rest.
All of a sudden the other guys
saw Dickson running back as fast as they have never seen him before. As he went past them in the opposite direction.
They asked, " Dickson why are you running back, didn't you say you wanted to be the one?", and
Dickson breathlessly replied, "heh heh heh heh......This stupid is masturbating." ~ Emmanuel
What you Selling? ...... :-)
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Ah so, you doing velly well, only two left! :D
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Ah so, you doing velly well, only two left! :D
Diploma..... :-D
Grandmother and her grandson do shopping at the Supermarket
Grandma: "Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma put down that packet ofsweets."
Cashier: "Granny, is your grandson's name Diploma?(O_o)"
Grandma: "Yes."
Cashier: Why 'Diploma'?
Grandma: "Because I sent my daughter to college and this is what she brought back. --Zo :D
Grandma: "Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma put down that packet ofsweets."
Cashier: "Granny, is your grandson's name Diploma?(O_o)"
Grandma: "Yes."
Cashier: Why 'Diploma'?
Grandma: "Because I sent my daughter to college and this is what she brought back. --Zo :D
The Girlfriend Boyfriend thing... :-D
Dear boyfriend,
Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise.
Sincerely,
Girlfriend
Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise.
Sincerely,
Girlfriend
Hope you have said Hello!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, with a sense of pride n satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine."Hi Darling", he says,
"Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello!