Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, with a sense of pride n satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine."Hi Darling", he says,

"Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello!

3 Scary Things you find the following morning after spending the night drunk:-
1) Your face :-D
 2) Wallet :-D
 3) List of outgoing calls :-D

Hey sexy, 
Close the door behind you, drop your pants, get on top of me and satisfy 

your needs.

Sincerely, 
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A Sheikh’s son goes to London for his Masters.A month later, he sends a letter to his parents saying:

”London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold BMW when all my professors travel by train.”

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a 25 million pounds cheque saying: